In Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, all of the students Professor McGonagall is teaching to dance are Gryffindors. Which means, Hufflepuffs would be taught by Professor Sprout, Flitwick would be teaching the Ravenclaws, and guess who the Slytherins get to waltz with?
“Put ………you hand …………….on ……..my …………….waist.”
I can’t believe Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, bought tumblr
if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
how macaroni is made
you’re all welcome to my ask box
my life would probably get 2 notes
I’m delighted to announce that we’ve reached an agreement to acquire Tumblr!
We promise not to screw it up. Tumblr is incredibly special and has a great thing going. We will operate Tumblr independently. David Karp will remain CEO. The product roadmap, their team, their wit and…
if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3
my blog is worth more than i am
Well actually it would cost anywhere between $5,000 - $250,000 to hire an assassin to kill you so chin up hun, you are worth so much more than $18.30
first the body parts comparison now the assassins thank you tumblr
david karp sold tumblr to yahoo for a large sum of money so he could then spend that money on getting every copy of this picture deleted from the internet forever
that exam was a cunt and I hate it and I hate myself and I hate everything omg just leave me to rot when I don’t get the grades and inevitably end up jobless on the street eating out of bins
hey no you’re living in boxes with me and we can survive off mcdonalds okay good.
still not sure what exactly math is
It’s buying 72 watermelons while not admitting you have a problem
I’m just gonna leave this here
to tha wall